What is Club de Fromage


Club De Fromage is brought to you by one of the most respected men in the history of clubs: The Legendary Fat Tony. He is a man of vision who from an early age has striven to get the people what they want: cheap beer, silly costumes and music they can sing along to whilst eating a kebab. Fat Tony counts among his close friends such luminaries of the showbiz world as Peter Stringfellow, Tony Blackburn and Fern Britton and has been romantically linked to such screen sirens as Sue Pollard, Hattie Jaques and Molly Sugden.

Tony was off the radar for a while, due to doing three years at Her Majesty's Pleasure in Holloway prison. This miscarriage of justice occurred when Tony's last club 'The Bridlington Palais' burnt down in mysterious circumstances. Tony bounced back and purchased an old disused meat refrigeration plant in the heart of one of Islington High Street's most exclusive shopping arcades. He proceeded to turn it into a palace of entertainment, the likes of which have not seen since the much lamented 'Islington Hippodrome' was closed when the bogs leaked into the beer cellar.

He is aided and abetted in his plans by his son Slow Alfie. Together they plan to bring back the glory days of night clubs, when the customer was always wrong and DJs worked part-time as milkmen. Join them every Saturday as they embark on their God-given mission to get you all dancing round your handbags and trying to forget who you copped off with last night. 

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